SFNN BREAKING FAKE-NEWS – LIVE FROM SAN FRANCISCO Headline: Golden Gate Bridge Explosion — Officials Describe “Unprecedented Structural Emergency” (2:43 PM Local Time) – A massive explosion has torn through the center span of the Golden Gate Bridge this afternoon, sending flames and debris across lanes of traffic and plunging sections of the deck into the bay below. Authorities say the blast originated from a maintenance vehicle carrying pressurized sealant tanks used for resurfacing operations.