You expect a big, elegant dog like a Borzoi to have a dramatic howl. Something deep, maybe a little haunting, very serious. What you don't expect is for that sound to land somewhere between an arcade ...

Instead, this Borzoi opens his mouth and sounds like a Halloween decoration that has spent eleven months in a damp garage.

Parade Pets and Yahoo may earn commission from links in this article. You expect a big, elegant dog like a Borzoi to have a dramatic howl. Something deep, maybe a little haunting, very serious. What ...