By the time my beloved but untrustworthy Philadelphia Eagles had finished annihilating the Washington Commanders in Sunday’s NFC championship game, I had used up virtually all the good luck charms and talismans I rely on during pivotal moments in the Quaker City’s fraught athletic history.

That means the Eagles’ best Super Bowl moments are pleasantly relegated to their one triumph, the 41-33 victory over the New England Patriots on Feb. 4, 2018, at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis. These are the top five Eagles' Super Bowl moments, ranked in reverse order:

We know Eagles fans want to call out of work for Philadelphia's victory parade, but please stop Googling this until you know if there’s something to actually celebrate.