[Stock market crashes]"Oh no, I better check on my investments!"*opens cupboard over top of the sink*[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out] ME: I'll put a sexy movie onDATE: Good idea*presses play*D: Shrek?M: ...
On Monday, Donald Trump turned a town hall Q&A into a music-listening session, with the former president swaying on stage for more than 30 minutes to some of his favorite songs. The tunes included ...