Shared trait with owner: Both like women. Pupee draws a lot of women. Praise from the owner: "He's the cutest thing ever. He doesn't want me out of his sight. He's very protective." If you could ...

Eeek! Is this the cutest dog ever? The internet seemed to think so, even though they couldn't quite identify what kind of dog Teddy was. Is he a poodle? No, no — he's a Maltese! No, wait. That's not ...