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1. Put purple horseshoes in his cereal. 2. Got hit on the head by a coconut. 3. For a while, had a wife and two kids. 4. Follows his nose, which used to be bigger. -- A Marathon, Fla., man tried to ...

Few American pantries are without a box or two of cereal. Cereal manufacturers like Kellogg and General Mills have spent billions telling us for decades that Lucky Charms are "magically delicious," ...